vriskamindfangserket:

toyosatomimi:

darckcarnival:

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…

you know, just your regular work week.

i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.

(Source: yencid)

aobasluttygaki:

don’t use pussy as an insult for the love of christ, a vagina can expand to 500% its size, has strong enough muscles to carry 25 pounds, and contains the only known human organ designed for pleasure and pleasure alone. meanwhile testicle owners sit on their balls wrong and cry.